Thursday, November 11, 2010
P to the iz-S
An Interesting Take on Animal Rights
Girls, don't hate me!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Wacky West Virginia
According to some study, WV is the most drugged up state in the nation. 30% of it's adult population has poor mental health! Patients are on too many medications at once. There are other highest rates---like heart disease. Jen, you may want to get out of there before you become another statistic. Or, are you already? Check out the link: WV Needs Rehab!
OH! I almost forgot the joke: The toothpick was invented by somone from WV. How do you know for sure? Because if the person had been from anywhere else it would have been called a"teeth"-pick! LMAO! You can also sub in toothbrush, here. Oh, I find this so funny. This one's for you Jenna!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Exercise Plan for Mom...and us! (except Jenna)
Busting Ass Issue
The Dealio:
Clay calls me to announce a visit to NC at the end of October. Yeah! He says they’ll only be here for a few days because it is a “business” trip. He wants to buy some land in NC. BUT---- there is a possibility they could stay longer. It all depends on my mom. Her goal is to lose some weight, get healthy, etc, etc. Clay made a deal with her. For every pound she loses, they will stay an extra day here in NC. He wants me to help motivate my mom. So, not only am I going to help motivate her, I’m also asking you guys to help me help her too! What do you say, Jenna and Elise? This is also a great opportunity for Cassie and Elise to join the cause, so to speak, and lose some weight. Jenna, if you want to join the game, then maybe you should make this a time to gain weight. Before you waste away that is! Jenna is not allowed to play if she plans on losing weight. I will smack her paper thin ass. No, seriously speaking, Jenna does need to gain weight. She can tell us all about her disappearing act as a response.
Let’s Get Started:
First and foremost, one cannot hope to lose weight on any diet without exercise. I have actually attempted this recently with Slim-Fast and now my body and I are at a stand-off. I did lose weight, but not anymore. Ok, I haven’t exactly stuck to the plan, but ….just forget it! Jeez, you guys know how to harass a girl!
I want to begin talking about time, methods, and different options before I suggest any plans. We are all women…I hope. We all want to improve our bodies. Actually, Jenna you can play along here. And I know we all have the famous problem spot: Abs. So, for starters I looked this thing up, of course. I didn’t want any hype about belly fat diets and exercises. Just to let you know, anything that contains the words “belly fat” is a BS plan to get you to try their shit. Move on, ladies. Secondly, I know as working mothers Ellie, Jenn, and I have time restrictions. Mom, I don’t know how strapped for time you are because you are childless and jobless. To me, that sounds like a free schedule. Ahem, hint, hint. Third, seeing that we want results quickly for mom and in a timely manner for ourselves, method is important. We don’t want to waste our time with BS ideas or routines that will demand too much time. With that said, let’s get started!
Ab-solutely Fabulous:
Abdominals are what make me cringe first when I look in the mirror. It’s great to look pregnant when in fact you are…but if you are not, it’s a horse of a different color! Then there is cellulite, flabby arms, wiggly inner thighs, and dropping-that-ass (not in the club scene way). Or is this just me? I doubt it. Lately, being summer and all, I have been going to the pool. Nobody is perfect is correct, ladies. Don’t hate on yourselves, trust me. Every female in a bikini does not belong in it. Know your limits. But, ya see, I want to change my limits. I want to get in a bikini. Yes. So, for this to happen, I need to work those abs! I have Ab Ripper X, which is a 15 minute “ab ripper” from P90X, which fits under the categories of fast and effective. But, you ladies don’t. This is why I decided to google it. I found a nice site that discusses the top 10 ab exercises according to a study done by The American Council on Exercise (ACE). I like how they suggested modified versions of some positions. Only downer is that some require equipment. So check out this site, referred to as AB1 following this paragraph. If you think I like to tell it how it is then you need to read the article on the site referred to as No BS Abs. This author really hit’s the nail on the head. There are some other helpful sites linked to at the end of the article. A comment was left about dancing. There is an idea for ya! I also found a cool site with free workout videos! Ooh, I found a site that has posted the ENTIRE Ab Ripper X ….and Team Beachbody has declared war! Check it out before it disappears like Jenna! Just click I Declare War link below!
AB1
No BS Abs
I Declare War
What about all this belly fat hype? Well, I found an informative site WebMD, that helps shed some light on the matter. Also, there are “secret foods” that will magically reduce belly fat. I found a lovely site with a list if you want to take a gander. Just look for the link “12 Foods” at the end of the paragraph. Oh, great, ladies. I’m about to get a “make-over”. So if this posts gets screwy from here on out---I apologize. I see Prevention Magazine boasting this diet all the time. It always makes me curious. I found it on the net. Click on How It Works below. On this subject, I say decide for yourselves.
12 Foods
How It Works
I’m Flabbergasted!:
Next up is flabby arms. If you have this problem, then you can relate: pointing to something out the window and seeing your own arm jiggle in the side mirrors! Oh the horror. This is what prompted me to try P90X again. Arrgh! Where do they come from? When did they pop up? I’m at a loss, here. I have never….if someone were to go get me in 94 or 95 and bring to me to now, I believe I would die or have an immediate exercise obsession! Jeez! I may slap my fat self. I don’t know, but my reaction would be anything but joy. Back to the point. I do have the Callanetics video which has a burning technique to rid you of this problem. And seeing that I found my long lost favorite, I’ll be burning in no time. But for those of you who do not have this video---all of you---I have searched for other options. Try having fun with it by playing tennis. This is good arm exercise. Oh joy, I read that in females that fat is primarily deposited in the belly, butt, and arms. The article of discovery also has a little workout plan for flabby arms. Check it out in the Chicken Wing Syndrome link below. It even has little moving how-to squares! And I even found a clip from my favorite video! So watch it for arm benefits in the Cally link below.
The Basics---this reminds me of P90X
Chicken Wing Syndrome
Cally
Thunder Thighs:
Now, it’s the inner thighs that make you do an inner cringe when trying on bathing suits. You know, I can’t remember my thighs before, but I do remember they didn’t look like this. Luckily, you can’t see “this” on the computer. I think that chicken wing site forgot all about the thunder thigh depository. But another site I stumbled across didn’t forget. Only they say its not easy getting sexy thighs, suggesting longer and more frequent workouts. Check it out in the Sexy Thighs link below. It even suggests a site with thigh workouts. I found a site called Livestrong.com that has a cool video series for your thighs. It also has links to some great thigh articles. Check out the livestrong link below. This is another area that is covered by Callanetics for me. Unfortunately, I could not find a video on this simple exercise. So, I’ll just tell you: Sit on the floor with a chair in front of you; put the sole of your foot on the outside of each leg (make sure your foot is turned so that the sole is on the outer part of the chair leg-- try to put the arch on the leg);now get a good “grip” and squeeze with your thighs for the count of 100 (try to squeeze the chair legs together, so to speak). The count must be like one-one-thousand--- not quick! It sounds easy---but I’m giving you a heads-up now.
Sexy Thighs
Livestrong Thighs
Cool use of weights---just scroll down to bottom of page to see pics and instructions
I Thought Dimples Were Supposed to Be Cute?:
What exactly is cellulite? Can you ever get rid of it? What can we do? I found a very good site: http://www.ridofcellulite.com/index.html. It even gives exercises to get rid of it. But don’t count on diet info---it basically debunks fad cellulite diets. Very interesting news just in: tight underwear may contribute to cellulite by limiting blood flow to the buttocks (in the case of ass dimples). Mom, you need to take notes on this tid-bit. I wonder if pants tight around the waist contribute to “behind the scenes with cellulite?” LMBO! I made a funny--to myself at least. If it does, Mom, you need to take notes again. Sorry to air out your dirty laundry, but I just have to say I TOLD YOU SO on wearing too tight clothes! Apparently, yoga is receiving positive publicity on kicking cellulite’s butt. This is just another reason to give yoga a chance. If you do decide to try yoga, remember to take it easy at first. It may seem like you aren’t doing anything until you feel it the next day. So, don’t overdo it. It is fun, challenging, and effective, but definitely not a joke.
Cellulite Exercise Info
Yoga and Cellulite
Awesome Site with pictures of poses! You can do it!
Back That Ass Up---to my teen years!:
Again, I can’t remember the exact condition of a body part (my ass), but I DO remember it wasn’t like it is now. I also remember it looked damn good. It seems my ass has dropped some---that’s the best way to describe the change I feel has taken place. I notice it everyday. Now, don’t get me wrong, my ass is still hot. I just feel I can improve it’s hotness. Squats have been said to the be the most common and effective exercise for your glutes. Yet walking, running, and climbing also do the trick. To get a more rounded, tighter look, you need to do strength training that targets this area of your body. For doing squats, form is important. Getting an exercise ball when you start out, will help master the form. Another good exercise for the butt is the lunge. It will also help with thighs and calves. Another bonus: it’s a good calorie burner too! Ooh, WebMD has an interesting twist on the lunge called the backwards lunge. I have trouble with the forward version! Let’s not forget about the side lunge, which also targets those inner thighs. Yoga is in the picture again. According to WebMD, the Bridge Pose is a good workout for the glutes, hamstrings, and hips. Check out this WebMD article---it has a lot of good stuff. It’s a slide show article, so it’s easy to follow.
WebMD butt article
Best 10 moves ---plus it gives links to other great sites
Prevention TV
Time Is of the Essence:
The number one excuse not to exercise is the lack of time. "i just don't have the time." Often enough I hear this red flag (or variation of) go off in my own head. The thing is, time is abundant. In my metaphysical journey, that your concept of abundance greatly affects the world as you know it. I won't go into detail because this is not the appropriate post. I will just say that time is abundant if we believe it is. When in a rush, say to yourself, "I have plenty of time to...." and soon enough you will see this truth manifest itself in your life. Enough. The point of that ramble is that we have the time! All we need to do is make, find it, rearrange it...do whatever magic you want to perform. Tony Horton (P90X) has a 10 minute workout series. I have it! I also have another 10 minute workout DVD set. Just 10 minutes. Do it 3 times in one day and yu just did a 30 minute workout. Do thirty minutes a day 3 times a week and you have done the suggested minimum for 1 week. It adds up to results. I'm sure setting your alarm clock 15 minutes earlier wouldn't be too hard to accomplish. Then do 10 minutes while dinner is cooking. Or while everyone eats their dinner! Elise used to do the Wii dance thing everynight when she got home from work. I know she can do 10 minutes of exercise. Then 10 minutes before bed. this is a great opportunity to incorporate yoga into your workout routine. Yoga can be so relaxing.
Target has a wholelist of 10 minute solutions. Wal-Mart has 39 “results”
Wii even has a 10 Minute Solutions game
Hell, Denise Austin has 5 minute Target Toners!---get this I even found a book of hers for 1 minute exercises on SwapTree!
Mom can do swimming exercises because she has a pool at her apartment. Here is an awesome videowith some pool moves. Fitness Magazine has a video how-to series that looks fun. And here is a final article from eHow on how to get an ab workout in the pool.
Mom also has a bike, ladies. This is great for the cardiovascular system. It causes less strain on the body than jogging. Sounds like a win-win situation. Cycling can be done as transportation, not just exercise. One can take a quick trip to the store for a small amount of groceries. You can go to the park. The possibilities are endless for Austin---seeing everything is all bunched up together. I came across this one site that boasts all the benefits of cycling. It also recommends some demanding time commitments. But, don’t let this discourage you, Mom, from reading it. Some good points are made. I found some biking info for Austin----so check it out Mom. I will be telling Clay all about this post. And for those of who don’t have a bike (or want to go cycling around town) there is always the option of a stationary cycle. My grandfather got one for 425 at The Salvation Army.
Cycling Page
Austin Bike Routes
Bicycle Austin
Another option for us is to join a gym or the Y. Gyms can be pricey. I’m sure they have promotions. Some have childcare areas. There are gyms that are open 24 hours. Most open very early in the morning. I do not know much about the Y, but I have heard great things. The Y appears to be cheaper (not counting promotional rates of Gyms I did not search) than Gyms. For 2 adults with dependents at my closest Y is $63 per month with a $75 joining fee. The amount of dependents is unlimited. Now that is something to think about. Elise you have to go to an Asheboro location. And I’m sure Jenna and Angie can find a location in their local areas. Note: family Y’s will be in YMCA’s not the YWCA’s. At least, those are the results I got in NC.
The most important thing about exercising is choosing something you will stick with in the long run. It doesn’t matter if you have the perfect video or best routine if you never do it. It’s also best to choose something that fits your time schedule. If something is too demanding you will eventually stop it. Take me for example, I love P90X, but it is very time demanding. I was up to Phase 2 and I hurt my back. After that, I gave up because I would have to start all over again. Which brings me to 2 other points. 1) Don’t expect perfection from yourself. If you miss a day, just keep going with the next step. I would beat myself up for this. If I missed a P90X session, I was sure I wouldn’t get in shape. Then the second time I did the program, I gave myself “mistake” room. I made it to Phase 2. Then after my stupid accident, I had to give my self 2 whole weeks to recuperate. Then Mom came into town. Thanks Mom! I didn’t put in the time I believe I needed, so I gave up. 2) This is where the stupid comes in. When doing an exercise routine, be sure to use the proper equipment, if any. Follow instructions and suggestions. I was not working my back in P90X because I can’t do pull-ups. I knew all I needed was a hook for my band. BUT NO…..I had to procrastinate (fancy term for being a habitual lazy ass). I kept saying, “I’ll be OK,” or “I’ll get it.” And then I hurt my back because I wasn’t training it. I can only blame myself. Not P90X. Tony gives plenty of how-to’s, advice ,warnings, and suggestions.
The next one is a no-brainer: do something you enjoy. I know Jenna finds it hard to believe, but I did enjoy P90X---or I would have never done it. Ya see, I would never go out cycling. I don’t like it. Running on a treadmill is enjoyable for me. I love Callanetics, but some may find it boring. I would probably enjoy Tennis. I love swimming, but when I took a Water Aerobics class in college, I didn’t find it challenging. I only spent about a week in it, but the pace wasn’t fast enough to keep me interested. So, from this little ramble of mine, I have learned something about myself. I like exercise that is challenging, fast-paced, and varied. It doesn’t have to all of the qualities, just enough of one to keep me interested. Callanetics is not fast-paced, but it is challenging. I also like exercise that has some sort of routine, or method. Callanetics definitely has that. P90X follows all of them, but it is very time demanding. It also requires a disciplined type of commitment. I have a problem there. So, I also need a routine that is a little more flexible. Another problem is I want immediate results. This is a BIG motivator for me to do P90X. This BIG want of mine also plays a BIG role in me losing interest in other routines. I’m going on about me! I hope this helped you analyze yourself.
How Disciplined are you?What is your schedule? Where can you pencil in exercise time?
What are activities you enjoy that can count as exercise? How can you make these into routines?
What things do you not like? This is just as important as things you do like.
What do you already have that can get you started? For example, I have a good amount of videos and DVD’s. I have 8lb weights and assorted bands.
What can you be committed to? I will not go to a gym on a regular basis, so it would be pointless to spend my money on a membership. I did this already.
This thing has gotten long enough. So, here’s the plan: 1)pick a routine. Use videos you already have or go to Wally World and pick up a 10 minuter. Hell, you can even make up your own with all the info I gave you. 2) Decide on a schedule. If need be, get up a bit earlier. Don’t be afraid to change the schedules of your children. This is a time when Mom comes first! You know the saying, “If Mom isn’t happy, then nobody is happy.”
3) Decide if you need any special equipment. I’ve been told 15oz cans of vegetables work as weights. A towel can act as a mat. Be creative if you can’t spend the money. Speaking of, Jenna, if you’re tight on money, a belly dancing video may be worth the investment. Which brings me to my last point, 4) have fun with it. Turn on the radio or pop in your favorite CD and DANCE! There are plenty of “dance instruction” videos on you tube. OK, I’ll be back in a day or two to discuss eating plans. Love you guys. And Lets Bust Some Ass!
Disclaimer: Cassie is not super-fat.
Ok, my youngest, Diana, just told me that I want to exercise because I don’t want to be fat forever. Now listen here, to all those reading this who do not know any of us: I am not a whale, cow, or manatee. I am not even 150 lbs---close, but no cigar. So, don’t get any pictures of some humungo-chick typing this post!
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Just to Let You Know, Ladies
I'm also posting this because my mom has to lose weight because her and Cody made a deal of an interesting sort. And he asked me to get involved. More on that later. Until then, tootle-loo!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Happy New Year, with Sentiments, Elise
OMG....If you don't become a writer for a magazine or something...you are totally missing your calling my friend!! You are so good at this. I love it. I know you said that I have a blog but I don't know how to use it.
How did you find out about matt and his wife?
I loved the leftover ideas!! I was just fussing about that.
Am I suppose to reply in the form of an email? or the blog? If the blog...i need instructions!! lol
From Elise to Christmas in July
Hello Everyone!!!
wow! thanks cass, you really went all out on this...love it!!!! i had to share some of it with a co-worker, it is just hilarious!!!
Jenna:
Congrats my dear!! Its about time you lost that ball and chain!! I am so happy that you have taken charge again!! Its always been hard for me to think of you as "bitchy" (bitchy & librarian, just dont go together) but Im glad you are using that god given talent we women possess!! LOL...Anyway, right now my cell numbers are 336-555-HOTT or 336-555-BEST, whenever you wanna chat about nothing or you need some support!!
Angie:
Best wishes on the vegan lifestyle and the weightloss!!
I recently did the Wii Fit thing and OMG, I literally about passed out. It is official this job is killing me. I have gained 60lbs since I started here. I dont know what to do? Which end is up? Seriously....I've been looking for another house but thats not exactly working so I started looking for another job! Something has got to give, right?
Speak of the hideous beast...back to work I go!!
Elise
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
And we have a winner---and a stupid secret
Jenna and Aidan Saga
"Aidan & Jenna split, the saga"
We split about a month ago. Ok, honestly I'm not really sure when it was exactly. It was before July 4th, though. I couldn't deal with him constantly going to hick neighbor's & getting drunk & then coming home at 4 a.m. & waking me when I had to get up to get ready for work at 5:30 a.m. Also it was frustrating to be home alone all evening tho still married. Total times he's taken me out in last year? One. So basically only evidence that I was married was that someone else was paying the bills. I wasn't happy & told him so regularly. which leads to next point: I made the final decision for us to split, so to speak, when I told him to leave. However I've said it several times & he just didn't go. this time he did. He didn't wait long to get his own place either. he told me he couldn't keep hearing me tell him I didn't want him around. So, in a way, maybe a mutual decision. At first, I was highly pissed off that I was stuck (I know... my own fault) taking care of everything myself & he was free to be single & childless. So I made sure he heard from me often just so he would know how pissed I was at him for being a shitty husband & ruining everything. Nice, right? Then I realized that I really didnt notice that he was gone bc like I said he wasn't exactly around before. Plus he is still paying my damn bills and helping me with the kids when I am stuck. So he isnt such an asshole. We are getting along fine now & I see him at least twice a week. I guess it'll be every morning now until school starts bc he's taking the boys to their summer camp. However, he isn't as happy-go-lucky & free as I thought... he is helping me with no complaint & he asks to come see me or for me to visit every day. I am keeping my distance but he obviously misses me (and the boys) and he is still very much in love with me. This makes me feel like I am the asshole. BUT he is still going to the hick neighbor's and getting drunk. What a dumbass. He doesn't do it often, though, and i know he isnt happy to be living alone. He is not (as far as I am aware) even considering the option of finding someone else & still claims me as his wife & says sweet things to me. NO I am not having sex with him. Of course he wants it just like he did when we were living together but he wasn't getting it then, either. He is living in a studio apartment a few miles down the road from me. I talk to him on the phone for at least a minute or so (depends on if I am in the mood to talk to him) every day. Usually he calls me but sometimes he seems so dejected bc I havent called him that I send him a text. Which he immediately follows up with a call bc he doesnt text. He has suggested many things for us to do as a family & he has taken us all out to eat & to the movies. He has also attended both of my family reunions this summer and the only family members that know anything about it are my mom and my sister. I have no idea if we will make up with each other and go back to living together as a normal husband and wife. However I do not want to go thru another divorce and I am still convinced that I am meant to be married to him. My reason for this belief may be stupid so I am not sharing it at this time. I am honestly hoping that being separated will make me see more clearly what it is I want or who it is i want. I also hope that he has a chance to grow up a bit & realize that good marriage relationships are more than just living in the same house. Like I said before, I do think now that he is a good guy. I took his reliability for granted before. I do really appreciate that he is there for me when he can be. It does piss me off still when I need him and he isnt available, but I think now that is more of a scheduling or communication conflict rather than him just being a jerk. I am feeling pretty shitty about myself more now than I was before bc of this, though, since I am seeing that he isnt all that bad so then it must be me that is the fuck-up. However things here are running just the same with him gone as they were with him here so basically I do see that aside from the financial end of things (which I still cant seem to manage monetarily or organizationally) I ran the household by myself. So I like that. I am in charge. It's just now I don't have a 3rd kid trying to circumvent my house rules. I am also being nicer to him now. Before I had him here aggravating me all the time with his stupid shit that made me mad (waking me up with his drunkenness or leaving when I needed his help or wanted his company or complaining whenever he had to do anything). With him away I am not so angry at him all the time so I can talk to him like a normal person instead of always HATING HATING HATING HATING BC HE HAS FUCKED EVERYTHING ALL UP which is pretty much the mood I was in constantly when he was living here. The me not being constantly pissed off at him has helped matters. And yes. I am aware that i am a big fucking bitch. I do not see myself alone in the future. And sadly, I honestly don't see myself with someone else, either, as much as I'd like to imagine a happy future with some other romantic interest. I am (possibly wrongly but who knows) convinced that I have a predestined future with my current spouse and I don't know how it is going to play out but right now i am just going to go with it.
In other news, I love the look of the blog and I am currently following it invisibly with my google account, which is emailed to everyone. I love the names, except for those individuals who arent recurring ppl who I cant even recall by their real names, let alone by false ones. I have issues with remembering names & ppl, ok?! But I do like the ones chosen. I do not think Eric should be Stefan bc he doesnt seem like someone who would have an exotic name like that anyway. though i know it is too late for me to vote on that one since the second post is already up. Feel free to make any edits or clarifications necessary to send this on to the other members of the group, if you wish. Or just keep the whole sordid mess to yourself, which I think is best since it is a huge freaking fucked up mess. And of course I dont want everyone else to think I am a horrible person, too. The quote is from the 147 days of shopping site, and I have found Quorn at Giant Eagle but haven't tried it yet. The recipes are going to get looked at later bc my whole week's menus have been planned out already. I have gotten out of the habit of shopping early, but I saw a lot of ideas that I have used in the past to prepare for the holidays all year long (especially the bit about yard sales/flea markets). These are great tips! If you have more than one kid it is a great idea to try to plan ahead. I am glad you decided to start this again. Now, I must get to bed. Sorry so abrupt but I am trying to hurry bc it is late (NOT being a bitch haha)
xoxo - Jenna
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Happy "New Year" News Letter (in August, that is)!
EGHSisterhood
News Letter 2 of 2010
Alright Ladies, it’s officially the first of August. If following Christmas in July, then calendarically (I made that up) this should be New Year’s Day! So, traditionally, we should be making that dreaded list of new goals to achieve in the New Year. How do you like all my “–lly” endings? But, unconventionally, we only have 6 months to make it happen! I’ve also put in a new section: Papa Quotes. I thought you ladies would enjoy learning from my childhood expert. Well, except Mom, who has probably already heard all of them. I’ve also included Save My Ass and our old favorite, What’s Up with Who.
This month, I discuss money saving tips from author and real life frugal zealot, Amy Dacyczyn. I discovered her in the dusty bookshelves of Eddie’s mother. I have a video link of an interview worth the watch. I felt starting the Papa Quotes with a “piss” saying was in order. I have decided to share my “New Year’s” resolutions.
P.S. I need to have feedback to make these things good, ladies. I only got feed back from Elise last time….ehem….Jenna, Angie.
P.S.X. In order to comment on our blog you must become a member. It’s free and you don’t have to make your own blog. So do it! Elise, don’t forget you already have a blog, but I see you are a follower aside from it. Jenna is a blogger. Mom, that leaves only you! Hint, hint.
“New Year’s Resolutions”
1. Obviously, I need to lose weight and get in shape. Is this not everyone’s goal every New Year? We should all be supermodels by now! Seriously, I need to lose some weight. Most importantly I need to get in shape! I started Slim Fast and lost a bit, but I haven’t stuck with it. I do it some days and then not others. I’m wishy-washy---which explains my wishy-washy results. This is very relevant to the Papa Quote section, which you will read momentarily. So, this week, I’m planning out my daily menu (except weekends when I will eat as I damn well please). I will incorporate exercise at least 3 days a week. I do have Tony Horton’s 10 minute program. There are a myriad of possibilities. This is my goal.
2. I need to take better care of myself. Why we, as mothers or wives or girlfriends or just females, put ourselves last? Well, accept Jenna (lol), because Aidan says she is high maintenance. I remember when I used to give myself a pedicure every time I changed my polish. I had little decals to put on my newly polished tootsies too. I freaked if a spot got on my shoes. Now, I’m lucky if my new or clean shoes don’t get stepped on more than 3 times by Diana. Pedicure is no longer in my vocabulary. I put a plug in the bathtub when I take a shower just so I can soak my sore heel. This is what I call multi-tasking. I deserve more than multi-tasking. Eric gave me a foot-bath for Christmas (the real one)! Its summer and I have plain toes! I do not sleep enough. I do not own my own Bath and Body Works anymore. My only self treat is coffee from Spring Garden Bakery or Tate Street. So my second resolution is to pamper myself by getting enough sleep, pedicures, plenty of water to hydrate my skin, and plenty of foo-foo, ladies. Foo-foo is fancy French talk for perfumes and other smell goods according to my grandfather.
3. I will be doing plenty of reading for school, but I want to read the entire Sookie Stackhouse vampire series by Charlaine Harris.
4. See The New Harry Potter Movie in November!
NOW I WANT TO HEAR YOURS LADIES.
What’s Up with Who?
Matt Merich: Well, ladies Elise and I got in touch with an old friend (a mutual former boyfriend) Matt Merich. This is the guy I went out with for a while and never seen him in person until we finally broke up! The update isn’t weird. He’s happily married with kids. But the gossip is: his ex-lady cheated on him with his uncle. This uncle is the father of his cousin Brett, who is also a mutual ex-boyfriend of mine and Elise. Best friends share everything sometimes! I just thought the whole thing odd, since the girl obviously knew the man was old enough to be her father! Those two love birds are still together with a 3 year old child. C’est la vie.
Eric: HAS A JOB, LADIES, HAS A JOB!!!! AND FROM THE TYPE WE CAN ALL TELL I AM VERY EXCITED. NEED I SAY MORE?
Ziggy: He got Eric the job and then HE quit because they changed his pay! I say “Yay, stick it to the man, Nash, but you know its tough getting work right now.” Although we do know Nash is good for “wheeling and dealing”, so it’s no surprise he’s waiting on a call for work as I type.
Grandma Janey: In case you didn’t already know, my grandmother has a boyfriend! She was sweethearts with this guy (formerly known as Switch Blade) before she met my granddad. Fortunately, for life as I know it, Switch Blade did some time for illegal activities and that’s how my grandparents met. Thank God for crime! I will say he has been a blessing. Nannie is much more active (and I don’t mean sexually). One can see a girlish twinkle in her eyes. And he acts like a big kid! Today he was chasing the girls around with a marker—threatening to write on them. He was eating their toes with ketchup. Then he marked on Nannie just for the fun of it! Also, I now see where my mother and I get the lust for bad boys! My grandfather always said if you lined up a group of guys, my mother would choose the one fresh out of prison.
Uncle Zared: Its hard times, folks. My uncle lost his house. He is now renting a house down the road from our old haunt on McConnell Rd. Upside: it’s a 3 bedroom for only $400 a month!
Save My Ass
Amy Dacyczyn (pronounced decision) is an ingenious money saver I have mentioned before…right? If not, I am about to submit one of her tactics for saving on the grocery bill. It’s not a get-rich-quick scheme, so be prepared to do a little work. Just think of your savings as earned income, paying you for any time and effort. Heck, we ought to view any saving of money as payment of our efforts! What a booster not to buy those white heels that made you feel cheap instead of sexy afterwards! Oh, TMI. So here is the info, rolling up as #1 on Save My Ass.
1. Grocery Price Book: the point is to write down what you commonly buy and the price every time you shop. This enables you to see when it goes on sale. As we all know, the sales have a pattern. For the life of me, I haven’t figured them out yet. I have a book of hers that suggests following the sales fliers and jotting it down, but this sounds easier. I tried the first approach and found it discouraging. Probably because I made it too difficult, but that’s beside the point! After you learn the patterns, then you can shop for your favorite items during its sale. Buying larger quantities will save you even more money. Here is a site to get you started: Start Here!
2. Spending Book: in this little number you jot down everything you buy and what you spent. This keeps track of your spending to find the pattern of pocket arson. She evens says in a video interview that it’s tedious, but worth the results. Again, think of your time and effort as being paid by the money you will eventually save.
3. The Book: Interested in all the good advice in The Tightwad Gazette? Then get the book yourself!
4. Don’t Take It From Me: Listen to her! Watch this video. She has a good point about wanting to live affluently and actually living affluently.
Leftovers are something we are all familiar with, but it’s still like unknown territory---the ocean abyss, outer space, my closet, the toy box… you get the point. This area of my life is where I try to get creative. As I type, there is a pot full of grits waiting for my resourceful mind to redress it, so to speak. Or what about leftover spaghetti? Rice? Biscuits? It’s boring to eat them again the same as you did last night. And did you know you can save leftovers for 2 nights? This means if you are doing frugal meal planning, then you only have to do major cooking 2 out of 4 nights! Now that sounds like a reason to eat leftovers. Also, don’t be shy to have leftover breakfast or lunch. Even more daring---you can have leftover breakfast for dinner!
1. Leftover Grits: This is my own personal idea--- mostly because this is how I plan to use my leftover grits tomorrow morning. I am going to put the grits, fake sausage crumbles, and cheese, oh and some salt and pepper and put it all into a casserole dish. Then I am going to crack some eggs over it and bake it! Sounds good. Then I want to make some homemade milk gravy to pour on it! I’m egg-cited! I’ll let you know how it turns out when I type again. I found a similar idea of Grit Casserole on eHow.
2. Leftover Spaghetti: My favorite, which Papa used to make, is Spaghetti Patties. You just mix the sauce and noodles, if you haven’t already, and put in the fridge overnight. The next day add an egg or two (depending on how much spaghetti you have) and enough flour to make a patty. Then you fry it in oil. My grandmother prefers olive oil. Serve with whatever suits you. We usually had a salad and garlic bread. Some suggestions are California style vegetables or Italian cut green Beans. Extra sauce may be a nice touch. Below are some other ideas for you.
3. Leftover Mashed Potatoes: Now mashed potatoes are so good, I like to eat them the same way at the next dinner. But that isn’t the point of this, now is it? My favorite way to use leftover mashed potatoes is to make Shepherd’s Pie. That’s where you layer meat (usually hamburger), vegetables (mixed are awesome), cheese, and mashed potatoes in a casserole dish. I think traditionally tomatoes are in there. I would now use fake meat or Black Eyed Peas instead or real meat. Keep in mind, this recipe is very versatile, so you can use any meat or vegetables. The one thing you must use to make it a Shepherd’s Pie is mashed potatoes—as the top-most layer! I found a cool recipe for you from Rachel Ray (my husband’s fantasy lover). Besides potato cakes, which I did not do well on, I have no other ideas to impart…. So, I found some for you!
Papa Quote
This month’s Papa Quote is: Piss in one hand and wish in the other… see which one gets filled the fastest. This was my Papa’s favorite way of telling me I wasn’t getting what I wanted. And if I wanted to do something about it, then that is what I could do. All, in a funny way, mind you. He could have a cruel sense of humor. My response was always, “The one I wish in because I ain’t pissing in my hand!” He usually got a laugh out of that. Now, ladies, the challenge is how to use this bit of “advice.”
Piss in one hand and wish in the other… see which one gets filled the fastest.
Piss in one hand and wish in the other… see which one gets filled the fastest.
Piss in one hand and wish in the other… see which one gets filled the fastest.
(Nannie says three times is the charm.)
I have to say she’s right this time! The point is, obviously, wishing isn’t going to accomplish anything----- no more than would pissing in your own hand. Let’s take it further, shall we? Put forth effort into what you want or wish you had in life. If all you do is sit around and wish, then all you’ll get is piss. Pissed off, that is! Pissed that you don’t have anything you want in life. Pissed that everybody else has better things. Piss, piss, piss. I guess I have been just pissing in my own hand! I had it half right with my old response. I feel I have never taken it further than just wishing, ladies. It’s about getting off one’s lazy ass and GETTING what they want—not just wishing for it. If you want to lose weight, then exercise and eat healthier. If you want a great car, then save your money. If you want a reliable car, then take care of the one you have. If you want money in your pocket, then quit spending it on dumb, needless shit. If you want your kids to quit bugging about going to the pool, then take them---after they clean their room. If, if, if, then, then, then…you get the point. So next time you say, “Man, I wish….,” or “I want…,” or “Why don’t I have…,” just say: Piss in one hand and wish in the other, see which one gets filled the fastest. I’m sure you’ll have an attitude adjustment, if not a fit of laughter. Next, devise a plan to grant that wish!
How are we going to apply this to our lives right now? Well, for you guys, idk, but for me: I want a clean house. So far all I have been doing is wishing someone else (ehem, Eric) would do it, but that seems a rough road to travel. Soon I start school and I need to have this house CLEAN! I have roughly 4 weeks to do it. I need to make a plan…or take a piss.
So my plan is to do one room at a time to de-clutter and clean. First up is the boudoir, because it looks as if a clothes-bomb exploded. Second, on the list is the computer room. I want this room in shape because I’m starting school in 3 weeks. Third, is the bathroom simply because it needs to be clean. It’s due for a scrub down. Did you know that it is necessary to sanitize bathroom and kitchen sinks daily? The toilet, on the other hand, only needs sanitizing once a week. According to this data, I now believe our hands are the dirtiest parts of our body. The girls are responsible for their room, although, a good purging is needed to get rid of junk. Fourth, is the living room because the Christmas decorations should be in the basement. No, they aren’t still in use because Sam and Eric packed them up last month! Ha ha, I did have Christmas in July! The dining room needs to be de-cluttered. The Kitchen is cleaned regularly, so it’s not on the list. I say start with the hardest first! Well, it’s the basic outline of my clean-up plan. Next, I need to work out the details of each room. Send in your plans to get something done.
Christmas in July
August is tax-free season for shopping. All things school related: clothes, supplies, and electronics. This is the perfect time to do early Christmas shopping. Buy extra art supplies, jeans, socks, underwear, nighties…you name it. It’s all tax free! While you’re at it, put some stuff in layaway. Start making a list and checking it twice because soon enough it will be tax-free time! I want to get the girls: skates, the travel art kit, play dough center, and maybe the crayon maker. All of these are at Kmart and can be put on layaway.
Also, no one has responded, so I guess no one wants a free Starbuck’s gift card (or something else for Mom). This offer is only good until the end of August!
Love always,
Cassie
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Christmas in July
EGHSisterhood
News Letter 1 of 2010
Christmas in July Edition
Merry Christmas, in July, that is. This is my special edition Christmas present to you!
Hello, Ladies of the EGHSisterhood. Long time, no hear. We have all been busy, playing on facebook, working, raising kids, etc. That’s all good, but we need to get back in touch! And here I am to get that started. I forgot how much I enjoyed doing this, when I was going through saved emails on my 1st yahoo account. Speaking of, how many email accounts do you each have? I have…3. Soon to be 4. Count ‘em up and give them all to me. You never know when we’ll need a secret way to contact each other! Back to the point: I came across all these old emails and it reminded me of the fun we used to have together. I also found a couple of old quiz things. I’m going to post some of these below. I’m also going to do the “What’s up With Who”, talk about Facebook, and go over the theme of this NL……Christmas in July! Anyways, I hope you ladies will enjoy an old way of keeping in touch----instead of Facebook.
Oldies but Goodies…
A. This one is a quiz by the name of “Getting to Know You.” Apparently, it was around Halloween. Its Jenna’s response. Enjoy!
1. What is your occupation? Library technical assistant I
2. What colors are your socks right now? no socks - tan high heels
3. Listening to right now? silence
4. What was the last thing that you ate? zucchini bread
5. Can you drive a stick shift? no
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? some random library patron
7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? of course
8. How old are you today? 28
9. Favorite drink? hot tea
10. What is your favorite sport to watch? Mountaineer football!
11. Have you ever dyed your hair? yes a few times
12. Pets? just one pitiful baby turtle
13. What was the last movie you watched? no time for movies! my kids just recently watched Muppet Classic Theater though (that's the last one I noticed was on anyway).
14. Favorite day of the year? March 17th
15. How do you vent anger? yell and/or cry
16. What was your favorite toy as a child?Barbie dolls!
17. What was your favorite summer?the one I spent at the farm with Grandma and Grandpa Anderson
18. Hugs or kisses? kisses
19. Cherries or Blueberries? blueberries, fresh
20. Do you want your friends to email you back? yes
21. Who is most likely to respond? my mom
22. Who is least likely to respond? all of my aunts, uncles, and cousins!
23. Living arrangements? in a messy and cluttered townhouse with a bunch of messy and noisy boys
24. When was the last time you cried? can't remember
25. What is on the floor of your closet? boxes full of stuff and a pile of my shoes
26. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? Cassie
27. What did you do last night? worked
28. Favorite smells? white musk or cinnamon toast(or anything similarly sweet and spicy)
29. What inspires you? solitude and quiet
30. What are you afraid of?spiders and heights and grasshoppers and being sick and ... wow, I am afraid of everything!
31. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?stupid plain
32. Favorite dog breed?dogs stink
33. Number of keys on your key ring? my work one has 8; my personal one has 5; and I have another one that I lost that had my house key on it - I think it's in Florida, so Donna, mail it to me if you find it, OK?
34. How many years at your current job? 1 year and one month on the 16th
35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday b/c it is my only full day at home with everyone
36. How many states have you lived in? 2
37. Favorite holiday? Christmas
38. What are you going to be for Halloween?maybe a cowgirl - haven't decided yet
B. The next one is called Let’s Get Quizzical and was answered by both me and Angie (my mom) Okay, the colors get confusing, so, I’m black, mom is green, and quiz is orange. And btw, mom, what does xork mean? P.S. let’s get quizzical and lets get physical reference, mom!
Ok ladies, its my turn to make up some questions!!!!! Oh, and did you guys like my little reference to a song by Olivia-Newton John? Who told that bleeeeep she could sing anyway?
ok did i miss something????? what reference are you talking about????? what song???
When you were a kid what names did you have picked out for your kids? Did you name your any of your kids those names? If not, why? I wanted to name my daughter Brittany, Bridgett, Candice, Christina Shea, or Tina Renae. Well, “Br-” names became a catastrophe in the circle of people I know: Bridgett, Brittany, Brenda, Debra, Brandy, Brittany, Breanna, Bree, and Brooke. And only three of those are not in the same family! An ex-boyfriend of mine became an uncle to a Christina Shea while we were going out. Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx named her daughter Shay---after the same person I got the name from, Shea Xxxxxx. And, last, but most important, Shea sounds too much like Xxxxx. I just grew out of Tina Renae, although it’s very pretty. Plus, my Grandma’s dog was named Tina.
I wanted to name my son Tyler Shane, Christopher Sean, Denver Paul, Xavier, Donovan, Braxton, and many I can’t remember. I haven’t had a boy yet, but Tyler Shane is absolutely out. Christopher Sean is out because Xxxxx Xxxxxx’s name is Xxxxx Christopher. Plus those names are too popular. I’m actually debating on Henry, Enrique, Jonas, or Anthony.
ok my daughter is probably gonna cringe as she reads this one but here goes.. i actually did not think of baby names til i was pregnant as far as i know or can remember but names i liked were--Rhiannon Mariah,Stevie Nicks, Chaka Khan, Jessica Amethyst, and Kiki Dee
What is your comfort food? You can have more than one. What would be your “I’m-not-feeling-perky-I-need-loving-I-feel-crappy” meal? I would have to say a grilled cheese sandwich with sour pickle slices on the side, vegetable soup, and a never-ending cup of hot chocolate with forever whip cream. Then for desert, I would have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies that are a teensy bit crisp for milk dunking. I would eat all of this beside a heat vent with a big, comfy blanket and a cold fluffy pillow and the newest Harry potter book and a few of my favorite movies. Wow, I’m feeling “crappy” just thinking about it.
my comfort food would be baked ziti or beef fajitas,mint chocolate chip ice cream, chocolate cake, warm chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk and of course a pepsi.
What was something that scared you when you were a little kid? Does it still scare you in a way? It really scared me when balloons got loose and floated off into the big sky! I even had a nightmare about balloons one time. A couple of weeks ago Evie had a balloon and it escaped. I watched it float away. Was I scared? Just a little. So I looked away and told Evie better luck next time.
the movie "night of the living dead" and evewn tho i watch all kinds of horror movies --that is still one movie i won't watch
Do you guys--excuse me, I mean ladies--remember when I did that Something To Think About on what you would do with one million dollars if you had to spend it on experiences? Then how could you bring those expensive ass experiences into your everyday life? Did any of you do that? I did one time. I went to a wine and beer tasting at Earth Fare. I had fun. I haven’t found any chocolate tasting events. I can’t think of my other experiences. I need someone to send me copies of the old News Letters. Hint, hint. i believe i said traveling to small towns to see the people instead of going to popular tourist places that everyone else goes to. sorry lil one but i lost everything on this computer (along with pics of the lil ones) a while back so i doubt if i have ant old nls
What is one thing you would like to do career-wise that you don’t really tell people about? I want to be a Wedding Planner. I think it sounds silly. it's still opening up a coffer bar/craft shop-- i don't tell too many people cause i don't want to jinx myself xork
C. Or do you ladies remember when some exchange student had a “hot for librarian” thing for Jenna. I do…… Following is the actual email she sent me!
Dear God help me this exchange student (or whatever he is) is trying to flirt with me - I am a librarian for chrissakes! you don't flirt with a librarian! he says he'll be back to talk to me later and I wasn't paying attention and I say "oh, nice!" and then I realize what he has just said - why me? thank goodness it is almost midnight!
Okay, enough nastalgia for one letter! Now isn’t this fun!?! Next up is the good ol’ What’s up with Who!
What’s up with Who? or whom, to be grammatically correct
Well, let’s start off with Elise: Does this lady ever relax? She works 50 hours a week, 5 days a week and all for some hard ass New York Jew. And according to my grandfather, Jews are sticklers for money, so Mr. NYJ wants all his employees to work extra hard for his money…especially Elise, since she is his right hand man, um I mean woman. Disclaimer: The ideas, opinions and statements in this news letter do not in anyway reflect the ideas, opinions, and support of the EGHSisterhood. Also no Jews were hurt during the writing of this news letter. Also, no representative of the EGHSisterhood holds any prejudice views against Jewish persons. She now lives in Seagrove, the pottery capital of NC (and possibly the UsofA). In case one doesn’t know, Seagrove is in the middle of nowhere—so she literally lives in bumfuck. So, why would anyone, in their right mind, make this place the capital of anything? For just a look around one can visit these sites: http://heartofnorthcarolina.com/, or http://www.discoverseagrove.com/, or http://www.ncpotterycenter.com/. She has three children, Craig, Violet, and Donovan. They are all growing really fast. The youngest one doesn’t like me! Is there anything Elise would like to add?
Second up is Jenna: Moving on up in the library tech world (due to a coworker scandal...jealous bitch...) she is now doing more interesting things. For example she has to build websites for the library. Jenna, why don’t you send us some of the addresses of your work! She has been working on a new reputation for herself: Bitch Persona. Since the scandal, Jenna has had to get in touch with her bitchy side and stand up for herself. Good job, Jenna, I think people are beginning to take notice! News just in: Jenna and Aidan have separated. This IS what Jenna wanted, but now she is feeling stuck, helpless and alone. Unlike Elise and Cassie, who have a support system, she has no one. She is now considering going back to school….except she thinks she can’t do it. We all need to let her know she can accomplish it. She did it before, poor and poor & on her own, she can do it again! My condolences and congratulations. You are better off.
Angie is next up: Still living in the great state of Texas, she is debating on returning to school. Job hunting has not been serving her well. So let’s give a bit of encouragement to mom! She can do it! Not too long ago, her and her husband decided to cut back on meat consumption. The purpose of this is to lose weight and be healthier. I totally agree with this idea. They recently bought new bikes to go cycling together (awwww how cute). And since they have a pool in their apartment complex, it’s easy to do some laps in Texas’ warm weather. Angie still has a sewing hobby. She likes to sew clothes (for people and dolls) and even draperies. She is still an avid Doll Collector. Feel free to add something, Mom.
Last, but not least is Cassie: Well, let’s see, where to begin…. Alright, in August of last year I had a miscarriage. They say God works in mysterious ways and I believe it. Not only can I not imagine having a 5 month old right now, but I doubt I would have applied for school. Which brings me to my next tid-bit: Cassie is officially a UNCG student! I’m sure you all know because I posted it on Facebook. I have been a pesco-vegetarian (for the most part) for ...geez how long…..since before Thanksgiving. Now, I have been wanting to enjoy the fleshy delicacy of decayed meat (I know, mmmmm), but every time I eat it my stomach begins to hurt! How aggravating! When all I want is a friggin’ sandwich! C’est la vie.
Facebook Madness!
Speaking of, I just spent about 15 minutes diddling on there, instead of writing this! WTF! I went on there just to send Melissa a special message and it sucked me in to its blackhole. Facebook, folks, is a waste of time, I tell ya. A waste of time! I can never spend less than an hour on there (except just now). I am addicted to Café World. Is there a help line or support group? The CFWA? Seriously?
I admit it’s great to keep in touch with your friends. But, it eats your time. It turns your brain to mush. All I can do is watch my café earn coins. I freak if I can’t get to my meals and turn them over. Right now I have rotten dishes on my stoves! My Lighting stove is ready to go! It’s all decorated in pink….do you see what I mean!
Another problem is people who don’t know boundaries. For example, this guy named Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx (can anyone identify him for me, please, he went to our school!) IM'd me JUST TO TELL ME how pretty I am now and how he always thought I was so beautiful in school. Yes, I am and was. Thank you. I should accept compliments (love-giving in metaphysical world), but it seems weird. Secondly, some girls being overly friendly with my man. One in particular just didn’t take the hint. This explains my presence on his FB. Just a bit of advice: do not allow your phone number to be seen.
Seriously, all in all I love FB, but it does get out of hand. I really enjoy the banter and updates on close friends. Just some people go overboard. I so wish I had saved all the comments on one of my posts. Do you care to elaborate, Jenna? ;)
Christmas in July
You know something, I never understood this phrase. Why Christmas in July? Apparently, there is a movie under the same beloved title. And I will assume that this is where the celebration (that I have been thus far oblivious of) gets its origin. To get technical, I have done some research. According to Wikipedia, there are July sales and nightclub parties in honor of this event. AND WTH!!!! There is actually a CIJ celebration RIGHT HERE IN NC! How have I missed this one? Oh, next year I am sooooooo going to that! News just in: Eric says he seen something about that not too long ago. Again, how have I missed this? You’re never going to believe this…..I found CIJ in SEAGROVE! That’s 2 events in NC. A reason to make a quick (and announced*) trip to NC, Jenna* and Mom! Of course, if you’re an electronic lover, July (and August) is the right time.
This lady is hitting on the theme I’m interested in…no not knitting. My theme is to start the Christmas shopping, thinking, planning, etc early. Yes 6 months early. I know, we’re in the 3rd week of July now, but it’s not too late. Have we ever needed an excuse to go shopping? If, so we’ve got one now! Why CIJ, Cassie? Well, I started early last year (not this early) because I wanted to spread out the expense. Also, because I read stuff online about enjoying the spirit of Christmas and avoiding the rush of it. I found that it not only helped my wallet, but it also eased my stress level. Speaking of easier on wallet, tax free season is a good reason to shop early!
It’s mostly about enjoying the spirit of the holiday. If you can get all that last minute shopping out of the way, then you have the chance to watch Rudolph on cable that night. Or it could just be another Scam by the Man. Either way, it never hurt to be prepared. There is a page I found that has a good sum-up of “before Christmas” shopping. Savings of both time and money should be enough to get you interested. So check out my “check list” to get you started on the 2nd biggest fad next to Facebook. Reminder: 147 shopping days left ‘til Christmas, as of July 31st!
1. Window Shopping with a full wallet…or not: The point here is if you see a good sale pick it up. My grandfather used to say (according to Nannie) “if you see something you like, buy it, because it’ll probably be gone when you come back.” I didn’t know this “Papa” quote until recently, but I’ve seen it in action many times. Just keep track of what you buy or you’ll overdo it like I did last year! “Oh, geez, I forgot I even bought that!”
2. Layaway: I know Kmart still does it. Check your local stores to see if they do it. This is an easy way to get big purchases out of the way. Plus, it keeps them out of sight longer. Here are a few sites with good info on layaway options. http://frugalliving.about.com/od/christmas/qt/Stores_Offering_Layaway.htm
Check out the Vacation Layaway service!
3. Email Christmas Lists out to family members and friends who exchange gifts with you each year: What better way to get the ball rolling for everyone else. And it allows time for bigger purchases by grandparents. Plus, you can request their wish lists and get all of your shopping done early.
4. Party Planning: Decide on the outfit, time, and place. If you host the party make or buy invitations and mail out in November. Pre-plan the menu. Or find out who’s hosting, and mark your calendars. This way you can avoid double obligations in December. Ask if they want you to bring a dish and start planning it.
5. Christmas Cards: Who sends these out anymore? Old people? No! People with class or who take the time to show they care! That’s who. And I want to be one of those. Get ahead this month by making a mailing list. Start gathering addresses---not email. This process could actually take a while. I know. Christmas cards can be pricey. So start purchasing early. Want to save? Plan on writing personal letters to each person on your list. Start the card or letter writing process in November and mail off after Thanksgiving.
6. Christmas Tree: Start the floor plan now. Decide if you’re going to use old faithful or buy a real one this year. Mark your calendar for after Halloween to start digging through decorations and checking lights. Knowing if you need new stuff saves precious time. Remember, Mom, when you and Clay visited one Christmas and we had to go buy Nannie new decorations?
7. Start Hunting NOW: Go to Good Will, BigLots (or OddLots), or other local thrifts to see if you can find deals on decorations. Check out the mark down isles in stores. And remember if you have something on layaway and it goes on sale, most stores will adjust the price!
8. Mark Those Calendars: Set mini goals for your self to keep momentum. Get CIJ buddies to keep you motivated.
Save My Ass
This section is not about my ass, sorry ladies, I know how much you would’ve enjoyed that one! My new section is about anything that will save you time, money, inconvenience, etc. Well, what are we waiting for?
1. Eating Healthier Problem 1: How to get the brats to eat veggies and yourself less fattening meat (like hamburger)
The answer is Quorn products ladies. Trust me, thou who shall try many different fake meats and puketh. This brand puts Morning Star to shame! I get several bags at a time. The “fried chicken” is great. And the “chicken cordon bleu….girls please! What does this save? Arguments with kids about eating healthy, inner arguments with yourself about eating healthier. And it’s easy to use in a Crockpot (see below). To find some near you I looked on the Quorn site. Elise sorry, none sold near you that I could find. Anyways, it can be used in chilies, stews, spaghetti sauce, tacos, make meat loaf or meat balls, just endless possibilities. And those little brats will never know! Oh, and Jenna, this is absolutely soy-free! Plus it’s cholesterol free too.
Texas: Mom, I found 4 different stores in Austin that sell it. One is HEB.
West Virginia: Jenna, they sell it at Giant Eagle in Morgantown.
2. Eating Healthier Problem 2: Homemade Pizza
This also saves money. Plus, everyone will be so much happier since they can create their own. There are many types of pizza crusts available, from mini to Pillsbury-need-to-bake. You can get jarred sauce or make your own. It’s your choice. The problem solver is mashing some canned veggies, spread them on crust, top with sauce, cheese, etc, and feed to the brats. Friday night supper that makes both mom and kids happy. Mom 1, kids 0!
Just to elaborate on homemade pizza
3. Crockpot (or Slow Cooker): The one-dish Wonder
If you don’t have one---go get one now! Drive over to the nearest Wally World and buy it! You just pop your meal in and leave it. There is a little saying: set it and forget it. Time saver, electric saver, no-heat-up-the house-like-an-oven saver …and need I say more? And, no, you do not a need a matching recipe book to go with your new (or old) kitchen gadget. I have found some lovely sites for you to bookmark, ladies. Oh and take a look at this little number!
Moms Who Think: This is a site for more than recipes.
An Inspiration: This person made a commitment to not only cook with a slow cooker for 1 year, but also to do it vegetarian style!
A Similar Commitment, but with Meat: This site dedicates itself to only cooking with the Crockpot everyday in 2008. I had no idea this was a fad…
The name of this site says it all: Slow and Simple.
Ok, I’m sure you girls are big enough to find your own recipes. I just wanted to give you a little shove in the right direction. Have Fun!
4. Canned Fruit: Quick and Easy.
I know, it doesn’t beat real fruit by a long shot, but it’s a healthy snack, spares you rotten produce, and comes in handy in a jiffy. But I’ve taken this to another level, ladies. Oh yeah! I bought the fruit in those fancy, plastic jars. You know the ones, around 2-something each! I also bought some cans. I used the jars first and saved them. Now, I put any left over canned fruit in the jars in the fridge. 2 problems solved for Cassie! Cheaper fruit with its own container.
Well, I hope you’ve enjoyed this NL. I’m a bit rusty so….get over it. I also have a bit of a game for ya: Finding the quote for a Starbucks Gift Card (or not for Mom). There is a site that I refer you to where a lady is complaining about CIJ diplays/sales rack, etc. She is from Texas and she is upset at their puny commitment to CIJ sales. With a “Bigger In Texas” attitude she says this about their efforts: “Either don't do it or do it bigger, for heaven's sake.” Tell me which site it came from and you’ll get the gift card. I want to see who is reading!
Forever Yours,
Cassie